Even a man who is pure in heart. A yield-bearing NFT: the treasury runs protocol-owned Uniswap v4 liquidity and routes its trading fees, along with secondary royalties, into a vault. Every active NFT is an equal share of whatever that vault collects, paid out in the tokens it was earned in, ETH included. Earning requires checking in on-chain every 30 days; dormant NFTs earn nothing, and their share goes to the holders who showed up. The art is 24x24 pixels drawn entirely on-chain: the sprites live in this contract's bytecode and the SVG is built at read time, with no IPFS and no server.